but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Mulder: Where are the aliens? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
Space Mountain Employee: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other visitors-
Mulder: *banging hands rhythmically on the wall* WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
- Hawke: *breathes near mages*
- Fenris: +9999999 Rivalry.
- Hawke: *breathes near templars*
- Anders: +9999999 Rivalry.
- Hawke: *breathes*
- Carver: +9999999 Rivalry.